Dear Roommates,

You make soup every day. How is it you still burn the soup every time?

Cover your food in the microwave! Good God!

Why do you get to keep your stuff (extra toilet paper & kleenex, clean clothes you don't feel like putting away, extra towels, etc) in the laundry room? I have no extra room...why do you get to?

I don't eat a lot of frozen food, but when I do buy some it'd be really awesome if there was room in the freezer with your months worth of shrimp & Lean Cuisines.

I don't have a bridge card, & you all do. Stop eating my food!!!

Don't steal the candles I bought for our living room for YOUR room. Buy your own damn candles. I couldn't care less if your room smells when your boyfriend comes over. Maybe don't be so dirty so your room doesn't stink so much.

Take out your trash, or leave it in your room. Don't put it in the living room...what the hell?

I am, contrary to popular belief, not the only one who can get the mail, take out the trash, or buy napkins & paper towel.

If the dishes in the dishwasher are dirty, why don't you put your dishes in it instead of leaving it in the sink until you can't even fit a cup under the faucet to get water.

Thankssomuchhhhh